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Saturday, November 01, 2008

WAKENABEB~~

Tragedi: Menyaayat Hati
Tempat Tragedi: Petrol Pam Petronas
Keadaan Mangsa: Stabil
Waktu Tragedi: Awal pagi sebelum Tgh Hari


kring..kring...kring....ade org call...dah badget dah, sure ade org nak kejut neh. As usual, now saya bgn awal semenjak ade si dia yg suke kejut pagi..but then, xde la pagi sgt pn...kol 10 jgak bgn..huhu..Then, as usual, mem kat dapur mmg dh ready nak bg task pg kdai bli barang...name pn assistant..So, trus la pg amik paper bace jap sal Abd Razak Baginda yg sudah BEBAS n then i go 4 my morning shower sepuas-puasnye....

B4 i started the engine,mntk duet dulu jack...Den mano ado duit..ahaha..n sempat sket usha horoscope kat fs yg berbunyi lebey kurang cmni la...

"today, someone will comment something bout ur health"

o0o0o0 damn...dah seram2 sejuk dah ak bace horoscope 2..so, cam biase arr..gelak sorang2 n trus blah...o0o0pss,minyak kete empty plak, okeh singgah la petronas isi jap...Lepas dah byr kat counter depan,so ak jln kat kete dgn muke ketat ala2 orang berlagak isi minyak penuh padehal sket je pn ak isi..pas2, tbe2 ada gadis sweet dlm kete kat pam 7(kete ak pam8) senyum2 manje plak..peuh...cair beb~~~~

"adoi,dy senyum kat sape tuh" ak mumbling sorang2 dlm ati

Pas2, tbe2 ade suare dr tepi...

"hai firaz~~ btol kan, xslh org ni" -si gadis

"owh, hai... btol2,bt then...kte knal ke" -firaz

ceyh...time tuh sket punye la cntrol macho even muke mmg muke bgn tdo lg arrr kan..huhu

"owh,sure xcam kan..sy junior SEMASHUR dulu"- si gadis sweet

"laaa..bdak semashur rupenye.."' -firaz

"hurm, ni ade sumthing,amik lah" - si gadis

o0o0o..patut la pn..nak bg flyers rupenye...igtkan pebende td..but, try pk2 blk, dulu kat skolah mmg xpnah tegor pn, td tegor cam biase borak pulak...So, ak trus masuk kete, sambil muke dah merah2...=) muahahha....o0o0 Khairina name dy..now i remember her..prefect yg cute 2....haha

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Now, part plg menyayat hati.....

Arrived at home 30mins later...bg mem sume brg yg dibeli n trus masuk bilik... Pastuh pe lagi, usha arr flyers td....Ada byk gmbar manusia yg sudah berubah pelbagai saiz dan tertulis besar2 kat side kanan flyers tuh


'LEBIH 60 000 BERPUAS HATI'

'WORK FROM HOME'

'MAKING THE WORLD HEALTHIER'

haha..ak dah gelak guling2...patut la dy senyum sweet je td..ade makne rupenye... yg plg cute skali tbe2 ade terselit business card dy...


'call 4 free consultation'

'personal wellness coach (KHAIRINA)'

owh damn u!!! rupenye flyers weight management...

WAKENABEB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

muke mmg dah tak merah arrr..strait jd biru.. berguling2 ak atas katil gelak sorang2...strait mogok lapar n perintah berkurung dlm bilik setengah hari coz time tgh hari ak dah lapar nak lunch..hahaha..Xpe2..ak igt Khairina...Mmg horoscope tuh btol la...mmg ak terkena KAW2 arini...yela2, start sok,ak work out sume..if ak gagal workout sendiri,then br la kter discuss blk so kau bley tolong consult ak nanti..=)

moral tragedi: JAGALAH KESIHATAN!!! AMALKAN HIDUP SIHAT =)

RUTIN HIDUP BARU:

  • jogging
  • jumping jack
  • xmakan
  • jogging blk
  • jumping jack
  • pengsan kepenatan



huhuhu

akulah mangsa tragedi...

='(



18 comments:

IRA said...

wakakakakakakakaakkakakakakakaka sumpah golek golek bace ni..haahahahhaha ape salahnye pegi consult die..kate cun! wahahahahahahahahhahaha

dreamer said...

:haha kan aku dah kate firaz. work out skit!! ni sumpah lawak

joereza said...

abu bakar baginda or abdul razak baginda?ke memang orang yang lain?huhu

dllhsn said...

lawak okayyy firaz!
ape lagi,ko gi jela jumpe minah cute tu!dis is the time man..haha

aiman said...

haha....adekah ciri2 gadis yg tego ko tu fantasi je???ala...jgn caye r ngn horoskop tu...slh suh horoskop tu....ko kan kurus...watpe nk riso???bg r aku num khairina...bley aku consult dia tntg cinta...hahahaa

irfanjusoh said...

masih bodoh seperti dulu...
hahaha....
Hoi!
Abu bakar baginda tu nama kampung kat sungai merab tu laa...
ko nih..
sampai bile nak konfius nih....
weyh..
kahirina duk bangi ke?
bak flyers tuu..
aku nak masuk program die....
hahaha

Syiqin Sobri said...

whee~aku tglak bace entry neh :D

Unknown said...

wakakakkakakakkaki!

Syafiq Ridhwan said...

lek belon, manusia montel ni ade tarikan tersendiri, takyah down. hahaha. abu bakar baginda?hahahahahahahaha

fiRaz faRuji said...

mak aih...
sume bantai gelak..
yela2....
ak dah start dah td..
jogging jap
tak tau arr thn berape hari..
huhuhu

adoi yai
aku asik silap je
correction
abd razak baginda
hehe
(bodoh nak mampos)

Anonymous said...

haha
budak tu ikhlas kot ajak ko
da la ko kate dy cin kan3??
ape lagiiii...
pegi je la!;p
HAHAHAH

Miss Dels said...

"As usual, now saya bgn awal semenjak ade si dia yg suke kejut pagi.."
ehem2..encik madu, explanation plsss... =p

Anonymous said...

lawak siut!!lols~

ash_run said...

ko bkn dh fit ker???

S.U.Z.E.R.A.I.N said...

::pergh.... dy silap org tuh..ko xyah riso..ptut aku yg kne g prog dia..hahahaha

fiRaz faRuji said...

hahaha
lek arr sabah
jom arr start workout skrang
ak tau
kter jumpe kat airport
kter pkai tuxedo saiz s okay???
ahahahha

aku dah start neh
kamu bler lagi???
=)

Amirah Zayanah said...

kau mmg stylooo ka firaaaaazz :D

Anonymous said...

sengal gler blog ko ni....hahaha...
wah...kebetulan plak terkena ng horoscope ko ari tu eh...mmg lu terkena r beb...haha!!!
ok..sape yg nk lose weight tu..meh la....huhu.. emel me.. kaynaridzuan@yahoo.com
(sempat promote..haha..=p)