ACADEMY BLOG AWARDS 2009

BIG NEWS guys..

As u all noticed, nowadays too many awards have been given to the artist out there, too many to be listed here.... for eg: Oscar, Mtv Asia Awards,AIM, ABP-BH, n the newly held in our country is Anugerah Skrin 2009...Wow..Pekejadah nye???

Haha..So, based on what had happen to the industry of blogging today, I proudly present you the ABA 2009....=) *the prizes will be sent to the winners by POS LAJU* So, yg tempat cm ASLI2 tuh,harap bersabar k...Postman skrang pn xde la pakar sgt jalan2 hutan.dyrang gune van biase je xpakai HUMMER yg Tejo a.k.a ASLI MANCING drive time nak pergi carik DUKUN GOYANG bersama AIMAN NAPKIN.... =)

Here is the list of the winners by each categories.. Hav fun babe!!!

1)Blog PLG HAMBAR = o0o0pss.xleh bg award neh coz takut controversi..hehe

2)Blog PLG MERIAH = o0o0opss..xleh gak bg award neh, takut org ckp bias ke kan..hehe

3)Blog HIBURAN PLG MELETOP = haha..knfirm la AIMAN NAPKIN(KAMI??ahahah) dengan cerita Fauziah Gaous n Abby Abadi dy tuh...Pasal Cerekarama pn dy siap buat post jgk...haha

4)Blog LAPORAN SUKAN PLG HANGAT = YAT GUNNERS ngn SYAFIQ RAYAP..tp kan throphy ade satu je..haha,korang gadoh arr 2 org..sape dpt buat laporan cm hasbullah awang dia arrr menang..hahahaha

5)Blog LIPUTAN POLITIK PLG RADIKAL = sudah knfirm arr bdk Bangi sorang neh.. PAKIjayaratnam(vipseats)...hehe..Sape lg kalo bkn dy yg suke bg issues yg kadang2 boley kne buang negeri balik india strait..=) papehal pn..topic2 dy sgt membuka minda!!

6)Blog CERPEN PLG PECAH PERUT = haha..ak pn pitam 3 hari 3 malam nak pilih pemenang...so susah sgt nak pk..ak bg je arr kat 3 Org ASLI2 kter yg tgh famous tuh..AIMAN NAPKIN(Kami?hahaha),DUKUN GOYANG(sayasangatpelupa) ngn TEJO MANCING...korang jgn buat jakun dpt trophy dah arr...bwk blk tunjuk kat warga asli hasil kejayaan neh k...

7)Blog BERITA SENSASI 3 SERANGKAI = hurm...sebab baru2 neh, DILOS(satu kaus satu kawana) NUNIE(life's little munchy bites) ngn MIRAH kecoh sal ditipu n tertipu..tp sumerang cm curious nak tau ape yg secret sgt ngn 'TIPU' neh..so korang dengan xsemena-mena dpt award khas neh..celebrate arr puas2....jgn menipu dan terus tertipu k...

8)Blog NUKILAN PLG MENUSUK KALBU = pasti sume nak tau sape mat jiwang neh kan....hahaha....of coz la korang tau dengan post beliau yg terlalu touching tuh...x lain dan x bukan si asli sejati HAADI 'dukun" GOYANG (sayasangatpelupa)..hehe

9)Blog TRIFLE PLG MALATOP = yeah...of coz la blog NAZIR(akunaktulis) aka sifu aku..haha..saje je nak bg award kat kimpit coz aku suke blog dy..hahaha.... *akuxgay*

okeh...habis dah merepek....nanti if hambar2 lg ak buat AWARD lg arr ntuk korang k.. tgk badget jugak arrr.....if byk sponsors nak support, mmg award neh jadi monyhly award k..hahahaha.....

btw..kepada AIMAN TEJO HAADI teruskan cerpen asli korang..hidup hambar neh makin happy dengan kemeriahan blog korang....

*peace*

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KOSONG

sgt KOSONG.........

KAU mmg PALAT, even ESOK masih ade!!!

Haloooooooooooooooooooo

MOOD : Frustrated

Energy:FULL

ACTIVITY:Blamming the ASSHOLE

Okay..me on da way back from ALAMANDA(nadi PUTRAJAYA) listening to the radio... Driving slow and feel the night breeze....*jiwang mode* Fly Fm?? too bored coz xde lg Hot&Cold...

but then, ade FLIRTY AT 10.30... Lyn jap....The girl wuz like hurm..gedix2 cute but cam *desperate-sexy-horny-sgt sgt sgt sgt sangapkan* sorang guitarist+vocalist from a band in her college....and..............luckily they end up for a date...Congratz!!

Hurm, then im doing a big mistake..Tuning 2 *O*.Fm... ***K!! Apekejadah!!! Now, Session "sampaikan pesanan SMS".....owh damn....*JIWANG KARAT*

'salam sayang kat abg yg outstation'

'rock la dj2 *O*, stay no 1!'

'sayang sgt KAK F*RA...ble lg nak masuk drama bley menang ANUGERAH SKRIN'

hurmm..but then....all of a sudden, mood strait kacau bilau..rase nak kuar kete, lari laju2 terajang bertubi2 pengirim SMS neh...

'sayang....i luv u so much!!! harap kter bahagia sampai bile2....janji tau jgn curang k baby...skrang kter njoy k PMR dah abes!!!!!!!'

owh man....too early to give a big promise like dat la asshole.....PMR pn xlepas lagi gampang.. ntah lepas ntah tak...Pocket money pn FAMA sponsor lg...ntah2 kencing bersepah lg...berak xpandai cebok lg...KAU mmg &*%$%!!!! Xboley blah....Neh baru je dlm radio... xtgk lg yg melepak kat tepi MALL tuh...Rambut ala2 bob marley ade,rambut drogba pn ramai jugak buat...plg byk rambut lepas kene renjatan karen berkuasa tinggi...warna mmg cam MUTUSAMY arr..PAKI pn pandai matching kaler rambut dan KULITnya.muahahahha...*sempat lg balas dendam*

GROW UP la weyh!!!GROW UP!! If budak tuh pg ILIM arituh, sure dy tersedar lepas NADLY berucap smbil penuh keinsafan....

"to all my frens, pliz get matured!! Grow up my frenz" - kata2 perangsang dr nadly

Bro, sabar bro!! Sekolah abeskan dulu....Bapak aku kate, masuk U dulu abeskan degree...Dunia bkn mcm dulu lg beb...Bley kawin bawah pokok pisang n hantaran buah pisang je...Tapi if PAKI kawen xtau arr cmne kan.maybe bg LADU je kot...pastu calit warna merah kat dahi smpi umbun kepala...*balas dendam lg sekali* =)..Sekarang, awek2 ni mahal beb.Bank kau tak cukup puluhan ribu, senyum sorang pandang cermin je kau bro..tp ade je kot awek yg nak bg murah...tp certain2 yg cam lahanat tuh je arr kan...ADOI YAI...ape nak jadi la kau neh bro.... *middle finger* just for u bro!! amik kau!!!

Fiuh...

My Goal :

Wake Up n not to Fail AGAIN....STADI rajin2 Degree bg KAW2 gemilang.. =) boleyh byr blk SPT ak neh... =)

Smoga berjaya...

xnak jd cam AS*H*LE seperti yg disebut diatas...

Adios......

WAKENABEB~~

Tragedi: Menyaayat Hati

Tempat Tragedi: Petrol Pam Petronas

Keadaan Mangsa: Stabil

Waktu Tragedi: Awal pagi sebelum Tgh Hari

kring..kring...kring....ade org call...dah badget dah, sure ade org nak kejut neh. As usual, now saya bgn awal semenjak ade si dia yg suke kejut pagi..but then, xde la pagi sgt pn...kol 10 jgak bgn..huhu..Then, as usual, mem kat dapur mmg dh ready nak bg task pg kdai bli barang...name pn assistant..So, trus la pg amik paper bace jap sal Abd Razak Baginda yg sudah BEBAS n then i go 4 my morning shower sepuas-puasnye....

B4 i started the engine,mntk duet dulu jack...Den mano ado duit..ahaha..n sempat sket usha horoscope kat fs yg berbunyi lebey kurang cmni la...

"today, someone will comment something bout ur health"

o0o0o0 damn...dah seram2 sejuk dah ak bace horoscope 2..so, cam biase arr..gelak sorang2 n trus blah...o0o0pss,minyak kete empty plak, okeh singgah la petronas isi jap...Lepas dah byr kat counter depan,so ak jln kat kete dgn muke ketat ala2 orang berlagak isi minyak penuh padehal sket je pn ak isi..pas2, tbe2 ada gadis sweet dlm kete kat pam 7(kete ak pam8) senyum2 manje plak..peuh...cair beb~~~~

"adoi,dy senyum kat sape tuh" ak mumbling sorang2 dlm ati

Pas2, tbe2 ade suare dr tepi...

"hai firaz~~ btol kan, xslh org ni" -si gadis

"owh, hai... btol2,bt then...kte knal ke" -firaz

ceyh...time tuh sket punye la cntrol macho even muke mmg muke bgn tdo lg arrr kan..huhu

"owh,sure xcam kan..sy junior SEMASHUR dulu"- si gadis sweet

"laaa..bdak semashur rupenye.."' -firaz

"hurm, ni ade sumthing,amik lah" - si gadis

o0o0o..patut la pn..nak bg flyers rupenye...igtkan pebende td..but, try pk2 blk, dulu kat skolah mmg xpnah tegor pn, td tegor cam biase borak pulak...So, ak trus masuk kete, sambil muke dah merah2...=) muahahha....o0o0 Khairina name dy..now i remember her..prefect yg cute 2....haha

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Now, part plg menyayat hati.....

Arrived at home 30mins later...bg mem sume brg yg dibeli n trus masuk bilik... Pastuh pe lagi, usha arr flyers td....Ada byk gmbar manusia yg sudah berubah pelbagai saiz dan tertulis besar2 kat side kanan flyers tuh

'LEBIH 60 000 BERPUAS HATI'

'WORK FROM HOME'

'MAKING THE WORLD HEALTHIER'

haha..ak dah gelak guling2...patut la dy senyum sweet je td..ade makne rupenye... yg plg cute skali tbe2 ade terselit business card dy...

'call 4 free consultation'

'personal wellness coach (KHAIRINA)'

owh damn u!!! rupenye flyers weight management...

WAKENABEB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

muke mmg dah tak merah arrr..strait jd biru.. berguling2 ak atas katil gelak sorang2...strait mogok lapar n perintah berkurung dlm bilik setengah hari coz time tgh hari ak dah lapar nak lunch..hahaha..Xpe2..ak igt Khairina...Mmg horoscope tuh btol la...mmg ak terkena KAW2 arini...yela2, start sok,ak work out sume..if ak gagal workout sendiri,then br la kter discuss blk so kau bley tolong consult ak nanti..=)

moral tragedi: JAGALAH KESIHATAN!!! AMALKAN HIDUP SIHAT =)

RUTIN HIDUP BARU:

• jogging
• jumping jack
• xmakan
• jogging blk
• jumping jack
• pengsan kepenatan

huhuhu

akulah mangsa tragedi...

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